Thursday, May 6, 2021

A Hilarious Moral Story

A teacher told her young class to ask their parents For a family story with a moral at the end of it, and To return the next day to tell their stories. In the classroom the next day, Joe gave his example First, "My dad is a farmer and we have chickens. One Day we were taking lots of eggs to market in a basket On the front seat of the truck when we hit a big bump In the road; the basket fell off the seat and all the Eggs broke."

The moral of the story is not to put all Your eggs in one basket..


"Very good," said the teacher.


Next, Mary said, "We are farmers too. We had twenty Eggs waiting to hatch,but when they did we only got Ten chicks."


"The moral of this story is not to count Your chickens before they're hatched .."


"Very good ," said the teacher again, very pleased with The response so far.


Next it was Barney's turn to tell his story: "My dad Told me this story about my Aunt Karen…. Aunt Karen Was a flight engineer in the war and her plane got Hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all She had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a Machete."


"Go on," said the teacher, intrigued.


"Aunt Karen drank the whiskey on the way down to Prepare herself; then she landed right in the middle Of a hundred enemy soldiers. She killed seventy of Them with the machine gun until she ran out of Bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete Till the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten With her bare hands."


"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What did Your father say was the moral of that frightening Story?"


The child said "Stay away from Aunt Karen when she's been Drinking."

 

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend .
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?"
"Yes, I do." Said Bob.
"Did you, er, happen to getup in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"
"Well, um, yes!," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out, "I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?"
Bob's face turned beet red and he said,
"Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did." "Why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything."

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Wednesday, May 5, 2021

 Only You Can Help Yourself !!

Is escapism here means, not doing what is required and passing time by calling/chatting with friends, watching random videos.
If is it so, then please understand the truth.

ONLY YOU CAN HELP YOURSELF, NOT ANYONE ELSE, NOT EVEN YOUR PARTNER, NOT EVEN YOUR BEST FRIEND NO ONE.
Everyone just can listen, but the sadness of not completing the work will only be comprehend by you.

Sounds cliche?

What to do - 
1. Take a plane A4 sheet paper and a pen.
2. Write down the core of the problem from which you are running away.
3. Now write the points which is needed to be done to solve the problem ( you already know the points, but write it down to get the clarity of thought)
4. Write down the points by which you came to know you are escaping from the problem.
5. Evaluate the best possible solution (for point 3)
AGAIN, WRITE IT DOWN.
6. DIVIDE THE MASSIVE PROBLEM OF POINT 1 into as many small tasks as you can.
7. Try to achieve that smallest task, and then only reward yourself(depends on what you like).
8. Continue achieving those small task.
9. My friend you are done, you have solved a humongous problem.

This is the rule of life.

Michael Jackson wanted to live for 150 years. 
He appointed 12 doctors at home who would daily examine him from hair to toenails.
His food was always tested in laboratory before serving.
Another 15 people were appointed to look after his daily exercise and workout.
His bed had the technology to regulate the oxygen level.
Organ donors were kept ready so that whenever needed they could immediately donate their organ . The maintenance of these donors were taken care of by him. 
 
Top Sense
 
He was proceeding with a dream of living for 150 years.
Alas ! He failed.
On 25th June 2009, at the age of 50, his heart stopped functioning. The constant effort of those 12 doctors didn't work.
Even, the combined efforts of doctors from Los Angeles and California too couldn't save him.
The person who would never put a step forward without the doctors suggestion for his last 25 years, couldn't fulfill his dream of living 150 years. Top Sense Jackson's final journey was watched live by 2.5 million people which is the longest live telecast till date.
On the day he died, i.e. 25th June '09 at 3.15 pm, Wikipedia, Twitter, AOL's instant messenger stopped working. Millions of people together searched Michael Jackson on Google.
Jackson tried to challenge death but death challenged him back.
The materialistic life in this materialistic world embraces materialistic death instead of a normal one. This is the rule of life.
 
Now let's think.
 
Are we earning for the builders, engineers, designers or decorators?
Whom do we want to impress by showing expensive house, car and extravagant wedding ?
Do you remember the food items in the wedding reception which you had attended couple of days ago?
Why are we working like an animal in life ?
For the comfort of how many generations do we want to save?
Most of us have one or two children. Have you ever thought how much do we need and how much do we want?
Do we consider that our children won't be able to earn much and so its necessary to save some extra for them?
Do you spend some time with yourself, family or friends in the week?
Do you spend 5% of your earning on yourself?
Why don't we find happiness in life along with what we earn ?
If you think deeply, your heart might fail to work. You will suffer from slip disc, high cholesterol, insomnia etc. etc.
Conclusion: Spend some time for yourself. We don't own any property, its only in some documents that our name is written temporarily.
When we say“ this is my property”, God passes a crooked smile.
Don't create an impression on a person seeing his car or dress. Our great mathematicians and scientists used bicycle or scooter for commuting.
Its not a sin to be rich, but to be rich only with money is a sin.
Control life or else life will control you.
The things which really matter at the end of life is contentment, satisfaction and peace.
Sadly, these cannot be bought.

 

COMPANY MATTERS

Sit for 10 mins before a housewife - 
you will feel life is too difficult.

Sit for 10 mins before a drunkard - 
you will feel life is very easy.

Sit for 10 mins before a monk - 
you will feel like gifting away everything in charity.

Sit for 10 mins before a politician - 
you will feel all your studies are useless.

Sit for 10 mins before a life insurance agent - 
you will feel that it is better to die.

Sit for 10 mins before a trader - 
you will feel your earnings are too meager.

Sit for 10 mins before a scientist - 
you will feel the enormity of your own ignorance.

Sit for 10 mins before a good teacher - 
you will feel like wanting to become a student again.

Sit for 10 mins before a farmer or a worker - 
you will feel you are not working hard enough.

Sit for 10 mins before a soldier - 
you will feel your own services & sacrifices are insignificant.

Sit for 10 mins before a good friend - 
you will feel your life is heaven!

Company matters!!

 Life is Beautiful!!

Everything that is happening around us is the reflection of our own thoughts, feelings, wishes and actions. 
The World is a big mirror. 
Strike a good pose!
Smile from deep within. 
Life is beautiful.

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