Sunday, October 23, 2011
Friday, October 21, 2011
What Women Should Tell Men, But Don’t...
What women should tell men...but don’t
1. The reason why our bras don’t always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The next time you and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we’re watching football with you - it’s not bonding - it’s their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever you have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don’t drive when you’re not driving.
7. If you were really looking for an honest answer, you wouldn’t ask in bed.
8. The next time you make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused by rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do you and your friends keep track of “who’s easy”?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don’t care.
11. When you’re not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don’t mind if you look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you’re out with us, please wear “our” favorite outfit rather than “yours” - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If you must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. a negative grunt.
15. Don’t insist that we “get off the stupid phone” and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily “women’s work”; besides, most of the “dirt” and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then you never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know you can probably beat us arm wrestling… however, very few raises or promotions were gained by arm wrestling the boss.
1. The reason why our bras don’t always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The next time you and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we’re watching football with you - it’s not bonding - it’s their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever you have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don’t drive when you’re not driving.
7. If you were really looking for an honest answer, you wouldn’t ask in bed.
8. The next time you make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused by rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do you and your friends keep track of “who’s easy”?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don’t care.
11. When you’re not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don’t mind if you look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you’re out with us, please wear “our” favorite outfit rather than “yours” - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If you must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. a negative grunt.
15. Don’t insist that we “get off the stupid phone” and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily “women’s work”; besides, most of the “dirt” and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then you never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know you can probably beat us arm wrestling… however, very few raises or promotions were gained by arm wrestling the boss.
IT'S YOU
One day not too long ago the employees of a large company in St. Louis , Missouri returned from their lunch break and were greeted with a sign on the front door.
The sign said: "Yesterday the person who has been hindering your growth in this company passed away. We invite you to join the funeral in the room that has been prepared in the gym."
At first everyone was sad to hear that one of their colleagues had died, but after a while they started getting curious about who this person might be. The excitement grew as the employees arrived at the gym to pay their last respects.
Everyone wondered: "Who is this person who was hindering my progress? Well, at least he’s no longer here!"
One by one the employees got closer to the coffin and when they looked inside it they suddenly became speechless. They stood over the coffin, shocked and in silence, as if someone had touched the deepest part of their soul.
There was a mirror inside the coffin: everyone who looked inside it could see himself. There was also a sign next to the mirror that said:
"There is only one person who is capable to set limits to your growth: it is YOU."
YOU are the only person who can revolutionize your life.
YOU are the only person who can influence your happiness, your realization and your success.
YOU are the only person who can help yourself.
Your life does not change when your boss changes, when your friends change, when your parents change, when your company changes.
Your life changes when YOU change, when you go beyond your limiting beliefs, when you realize that YOU ARE the only one responsible for your life.
YOU ARE...
You are strong...
when you take your grief
and teach it to smile.
You are brave...
when you overcome your fear and
help others to do the same.
You are happy...
when you see a flower and
are thankful for the blessing.
You are loving...
when your own pain does not
blind you to the pain of others.
You are wise...
when you know the
limits of your wisdom.
You are true...
when you admit there
are times you fool yourself.
You are alive...
when tomorrow's hope
means more to you than yesterday's mistake.
You are growing...
when you know what you are
but not what you will become.
You are free...
when you are in control of yourse
lf and do not wish to control others.
You are honorable...
when you find your honor
is to honor others.
You are generous...
when you can take as
sweetly as you can give.
You are humble...
when you do not know
how humble you are.
You are thoughtful...
when you see me just as
I am and treat me just as you are.
You are merciful...
when you forgive in others
the faults you condemn in yourself.
You are beautiful...
when you don't need
a mirror to tell you.
You are rich...
when you never need
more than what you have.
You are you...
when you are at peace
with who you are not.
Thursday, October 20, 2011
15 Science Factlets You Don’t Know
1. Raindrops are not shaped like a teardrop (as they are almost always depicted in drawings) – they are actually spherical.
2. When something “sublimes” it turns directly into a gas from a solid – bypassing the liquid state. This is what would happen if you throw dry-ice into a fire.
3. Gorillas sleep in nests (pictured above) – they weave together soft foliage and bent branches from trees. Males tend to like sleeping on the ground while females like to have their nests in trees.
4. Champagne doesn’t fizz because of carbon dioxide – it fizzes because of dirt or dust. In a completely smooth glass with no dust molecules in it, champagne would be completely still.
5. Most digestion occurs, not in the stomach, but in the small intestine. This may be the reason that a person can be bulimic whilst still staying fat.
6. The red juice that comes out of rare steak is not blood – it is myoglobin a close relative of blood. Almost all the blood has been removed from a steak by the time it hits the market.
7. Plastic bags are better than paper bags for the environment. The manufacturing process that makes paper bags requires far more energy than that which produces plastic. Recycling paper bags takes more energy than recycling plastic, and paper bags take up more space in a landfill. Because landfills are usually airtight beneath the surface, paper and plastic are equally bad at biodegrading.
8. Polar bears are fascinating creatures. Their fur is transparent (not white), their skin is black (not white), and when kept in warm humid environments, their fur can turn green from algae.
9. Pet allergies are usually not allergies to fur but allergies to the animal’s dead skin, saliva, or waste matter. Regularly cleaning pets can dramatically reduce allergies.
10. The tongue map is a lie – you can taste all tastes on all parts of the tongue. The tongue map is derived from a discredited German paper from 1901.
11. When you hold a shell to your ear to hear the sea, the sound you hear is actually your own blood rushing through your veins! You can use any cup shaped object to hear this effect.
12. When you are alive, your brain is pink. When you die, it turns grey. While we describe the brain as “gray matter” and “white matter”, this is not a true description of its color.
13. Mercury, the fascinating liquid metal is not the only liquid metal. Gallium (Ga – pictured above) is solid at room temperature but will melt if held in your hand, caesium (Cs), and francium (Fr) – the second rarest naturally occurring element, can also be liquid at or near room temperature.
14. Dolphins don’t drink water – if they drank sea water it would make them ill and potentially kill them. They get all of their liquid needs through the foods they eat.
15. The Soviet Union was the first country to have a spacecraft on the moon – not the Unites States. In 1959, Luna 2 was the first craft to crash-land on the moon. In February, 1966, Luna 9 was the first soft-landed craft on the moon which relayed back pictures. Four months later, the United States landed its first craft on the moon (Surveyor I).
10 Things You Ought To Know
These are 10 of the most interesting facts hand picked from ‘The Book of General Ignorance’,
written by John Lloyd, and forwarded by English broadcaster and
entertainer, Stephen Fry. The human brain is, by far, the most complex
single object in the cosmos, having more neurological connections within
it than there are positively charged particles in the entire universe.
With this astonishing level of computing power, there’s only one thing
to do with it; use it.
10. Henry VIII
How many wives did Henry VIII have?
The answer? Two, not six. Henry’s fourth marriage to Anne was
annulled, as the marriage was never consummated, in other words it was
seen to that the marriage technically never took place, also Anne
happened to be betrothed to Francis, Duke of Lorraine. At the time
‘betrothal’ would bar the individual from marriage. So that leaves 5
wives. Henry’s second marriage to Anne Boleyn was declared illegal by
the pope, because the king was still married to his first wife,
Catherine of Aragon. Henry, as the head of the church of England,
declared himself that his first marriage was invalid on the grounds that
a man cannot sleep with his brother’s widow. He did the same with his
fifth wife, Catherine Howard, bringing us down to two wives.
9 Huge!
What’s the largest living organism?
The elephant? The blue whale? The T-Rex? No. The largest ever living
organism is a mushroom. And not even a particularly rare one. The
Armillaria ostoyae or ‘Honey fungus’ is very common, and is probably in
your garden as we speak. However, lets hope it doesn’t grow as large as
the largest ever recorded specimen, in Malheur National forest, in
Oregon. It covers 2,200 acres (890 hectares)!! And is between 2,000 and
8,000 years old!! The majority of the organism is under ground, in the
form of a massive mat of tentacle-like mycelia (the mushroom’s
equivalent of roots). The giant honey fungus was originally thought to
grow in different clusters around the forest, but researches have
confirmed it is in fact one very, very large single organism!
8 Chameleons
Why do chameleons change their skin color?
Not to blend into their background, never have, never will. They
change their color depending on a number of emotional states, they
change often, and so it’s no wonder that eventually they will match
their backgrounds, but only until the next change. They change color
when frightened, when mating, when fighting another chameleon etc. A
chameleon would have little use for blending in, their main prey,
insects, tend to have eyesight unfit to spot them when they are still
anyway, and being an apex predator, chameleons don’t tend to have any
natural predators.
7 Matter
How many states of matter are there?
Three surely? Solid, liquid and Gas? Actually, it’s more like
fifteen. Although the list grows almost daily, some examples are: Solid,
amorphous solid, liquid, gas, plasma, super-fluid, supersolid,
degenerate matter, neutronium, strongly symmetric matter, weakly
symmetric matter, quark-gluon plasma fermionic condensate (pictured
above), Bose-Einstein condensate and ‘strange matter’. The most
interesting is possibly Bose-Einstein condensate, or ‘bec’. which occurs
when you cool a specific substance down to a fraction below absolute
zero (-273 degrees), at this point, things get peculiar. For example if
you put a ‘bec’ in a beaker, and keep the beaker at the correct
temperature, the bec will actually climb the sides of the beaker. If you
don’t believe me: YouTube. This happens because behavior only before
observed at atomic levels are observed at greater levels. Some
scientists believe the behavior is a result of the bec trying to “reduce
it’s own energy”.
6 Number of the Beast
What is the number of the Devil?
616. For 2000 years, 666 has been the number of the dreaded
anti-Christ. An unlucky number for many, even the European parliament
leaves seat number 666 vacant. The number is from the book of
Revelation, the last book of the Christian Bible. However, in 2005, a
translation of the very earliest known copy of the book of revelation
clearly shows it to be 616, not 666! The 1,700 year old copy was
recovered from the city of Oxyrhynchus, in Egypt, and deciphered by a
palaeographical research team from the University Of Birmingham, UK. The
team was led by Professor David Parker.
5 Golden Skies
What color was the sky in ancient Greece?
Bronze! There was no word for blue in the ancient Greek language. The
nearest words to blue – glaukos and kyanos are more like expressions of
relative light intensity than descriptions of color. So when the Greek
referred to the sky as ‘bronze’, they meant that it was dazzlingly
bright, like the sheen of a bronze shield, rather than actually
bronze-colored. It seems the ancient Greeks described things based on
other qualities, so when a word is used that, to us, seems to indicate
‘yellow’ or ‘light green’ really just means fluid, living and fresh, and
was therefore used to describe flowers, blood, the sea and sheep. It
would appear to us that the Greeks were referring to all of these things
as yellow colored, but that’s because of the way we describe things.
Interestingly, in Russia, there are two words for blue: goluboi and
sinii, one word referring to light blue, the other dark, which to
Russians are two different, distinct colors, not shades of the same
color, much like other cultures perceive pink to be a shade of red,
rather than a color in it’s own right.
4 Senses
How many senses do you have?
At least nine. The five we all know about: Sight, hearing, taste,
smell and touch, were first proposed by Aristotle, but there are now
four more which are agreed among scientists to be official senses, these
are:
1. Thermoception – the sense of heat (or it’s absence) on our skin,
2. Equilibrioception – our sense of balance, which is determined by the fluid filled cavities in our inner ear.
3. Nociception – Pain.
4. Proprioception – or ‘body awareness’. This is the conscious knowledge of where our body parts are without having to look, for example, close your eyes and waggle your big toe, you still know where it is in relation to the rest of you.
2. Equilibrioception – our sense of balance, which is determined by the fluid filled cavities in our inner ear.
3. Nociception – Pain.
4. Proprioception – or ‘body awareness’. This is the conscious knowledge of where our body parts are without having to look, for example, close your eyes and waggle your big toe, you still know where it is in relation to the rest of you.
Some neurologists also argue that there are even more than 9. What about hunger? Or thirst? It’s certainly a grey area.
3 Over the Edge
What shape did medieval people believe the earth was?
Wrong again. Since around the fourth century BC, almost no-one, anywhere has believed the earth to be flat.
This misconception that people where ignorant of the shape of the earth
comes from the partially fictional text ‘The Life And Voyages Of
Christopher Columbus’ (1828), which incorrectly stated that Columbus set
out to prove the earth was round. Truth is, nobody would have disputed
the theory. Evidence shows that almost all cultures of the world worked
out, through mathematics or just observation, the spherical nature of the Earth.
2. Moth to a Flame
How does a moth react to a light?
They are not attracted to them, but disorientated by them. The reason
being that moths use natural light sources, i.e. the sun and moon, to
navigate. The insects use the location of the light source from the Sun
or moon to determine what direction they should be facing (i.e. what
direction is up!) and how to fly in a straight line. When people come
along with artificial suns and moons in their bedrooms, it confuses the
insect, making it think it’s somehow moving in a curved path, because
the direction of the light source has suddenly changed, to rectify this,
moths try to straighten their trajectory, but the light source being so
close, the only way to do this is to fly around in circles. And moths
don’t eat cloths, their caterpillars do.
1 Arid Land
Where is the driest place on earth?
The Sahara desert? Nevada? Actually, it’s Antarctica. Some parts of
the continent hasn’t seen any rain for two million years! A desert is
technically defined as an area of land that receives less than 254mm (10
inches) of rain a year. The Sahara gets 25 mm, Antarctica gets around
the same amount, but some areas of Antarctica never get rain, and
haven’t for millennia. Making Antarctica the driest place on earth.
Also, Antarctica can claim to be the windiest place on earth, with wind
speeds of up to 200mph, the fastest ever recorded.
Monday, October 17, 2011
The Maths Teacher
One day Maths teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name.
Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down.
It
took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, and
as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers.
That
Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on a
separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about
that individual.
On
Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, the entire
class was smiling. 'Really?' she heard whispered. 'I never knew that I
meant anything to anyone!' and, 'I didn't know others liked me so much,'
were most of the comments.
No
one ever mentioned those papers in class again. She never knew if they
discussed them after class or with their parents, but it didn't
matter. The exercise had accomplished its purpose. The students were happy with themselves and one another. That group of students moved on.
Several
years later, one of the students was killed in 'Kargil' war and his
teacher attended the funeral of that special student. She had never
attended Funeral of a serviceman before. He looked so handsome, so mature.
The
place was packed with his friends. One by one those who loved him took
a last walk. The teacher was the last one to bless .
As she stood there, one of the soldiers who acted as pallbearer came up to her. 'Were you Sanjay's math teacher?' he asked. She nodded: 'yes.' Then he said: 'Sanjay talked about you a lot.'
After
the funeral, most of Sanjay's former classmates were there. Sanjay's
mother and father were there, obviously waiting to speak with his
teacher.
'We
want to show you something,' his father said, taking a wallet out of
his pocket 'They found this on Sanjay when he was killed. We thought you
might recognize it.'
Opening
the billfold, he carefully removed two worn pieces of notebook paper
that had obviously been taped, folded and refolded many times. The
teacher knew without looking that the papers were the ones on which she
had listed all the good things each of Sanjay's classmates had said
about him.
'Thank you so much for doing that,' Sanjay's mother said. 'As you can see, Sanjay treasured it.'
All
of Sanjay's former classmates started to gather around. Arjun smiled
rather sheepishly and said, 'I still have my list. It's in the top
drawer of my desk at home.'
Prithwiraj's wife said, ' Prithwiraj asked me to put his in our wedding album.'
'I have mine too,' Rashmi said. 'It's in my diary'
Then Deepali, another classmate, reached into her pocketbook, took out her wallet and showed her worn and frazzled list to the group. 'I carry this with me at all times,' Deepali said and without batting an eyelash, she continued: 'I think we all saved our lists'
That's
when the teacher finally sat down and cried. She cried for Sanjay and
for all his friends who would never see him again.
The
density of people in society is so thick that we forget that life will
end one day. And we don't know when that one day will be.
So please, tell the people you love and care for, that they are special and important. Tell them, before it is too late.
If
you've received this, it is because someone cares for you and it means
there is probably at least someone for whom you care.
If
you're 'too busy' to take those few minutes right now to forward this
message on, would this be the VERY first time you didn't do that little
thing that would make a difference in your relationships?
Remember, you reap what you sow. What you put into the lives of others comes back into your own.
May Your Day Be Blessed As Special As You
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